8/29/07

Shit Mutha Fuck God Damn

So it has been a little bit since my last post. What the fuck do want from me? Okay, that is out of my system for the moment. What can I say.....I've been busy in the horizontal way for days. Considering I usually only do that a time or two a month, it's been a good few days. I have some serious deep seeded issues so it happens rarely, but it seems that during the lunar eclipse something happened........I spoke up about a few of my inner demons. He talked too. Now things are going better than they have in 6 years. Sorry TMI.....But I just had to say something to anyone. And since I have like only one reader...at least only one that ever posts replies....thank you Tysgirl.........I figured no one around here would mind my over-sharing. I think more people should over-share in a forum that it okay with it. I think it is a healthy outlet for the inner perv in all of us. What can I say...I'm a little twisted on several levels.

8/21/07

Again....Some Men Do The Strangest Things

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007380600,00.html

And this makes the subject of the last post seem sane. I just don't get it. I thought they made devices for men to avoid this type of situation. Guess I was wrong.

8/18/07

Here's a Man I Have to Meet....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
This is a bio on Jonathan Lee Riches. This guy takes stupid lawsuits to a whole new level. If this just a drawn out way to get a new trial based for an insanity plea....I got to give the props. He is a sleazy lawyer's wet dream and a judge's nightmare. I got to show some appreciation for a guy who tries to sue the Ming Dynasty. That takes alot balls and make me want some of whatever he should be on. Shit, this was one of the best things I read this week, except for Tysgirl's episode with her backseat.

8/16/07

I Am So SICK of Insects

What a crazy week so far. Camping was a bust, I turned into an insect all-you-can-eat buffet. That's right, head to fucking toe. My mother's birthday went well, the "SOOO, your now 50" survival kit was a big hit. She received prune juice with a margarita glass, some arthritis pain rub, Centrum 50+, hemorrhoid creme, a funeral planning kit, and my grandmother's favorite......the Poise bladder protection pads. What can I say....I have a twisted sense of humor. But so does Mom.....she loved it. Had the hubby's family reunion this last weekend too. What a fucking bore. The only fun part was when some drunk guys showed up at the camp fire having a good ol' time. They were hilarious. Other than that, yawn fest 2007. We didn't stick around for much, it's the same shit every year. So we skipped town and went camping for a whole day and a half. Yep...I wussed out after becoming bug dinner. Flies that bite, mosquitoes, flying ants, termites and bald-face hornets. That was enough for me. So back home to clean the house.....got the bedroom and laundry done yesterday. Today I get to tackle the bathroom and kitchen. Fucking yippee. The picture is from the 12th....my first official day of vacation. I have more pics on the camera still, but some are.....well let's just say the hubby should not have the camera when there are no witnesses to his evil plans. And yes....I was totally the victim.......or something like that.

8/11/07

Vacation Baby

I finally made it.......my first week of paid vacation. We have a few things planned, like the mom's 50th birthday, (today). The hubby's family reunion, (this weekend). Camping for a few days and catching up on housework and a few new books I bought the other night. Hopefully we can keep it relaxing. I know that I just want to spend at least a few days with just the hubby, it has been so long since it was just the two of us, (we live with my in-laws). So I doubt I'll be here much, but I should end up with a few pictures to share. Have a great week.

8/4/07

Pet Peeves

1) People who shit in a public restroom & can't manage to fucking flush.
2) People who let their 3 year old piss all over the floor & laugh about how he "was marking his territory", he's not a fucking dog.
3) People who bitch because a store is out of something that the store has no control over.
4) People who bitch because there was 1 too many ice cubes in their fucking drink.
5) People who don't keep their animals on a leash or in their vehicles while shopping then fucking bitch because their are asked to clean up where the dog just crapped in the front entrance of the store.
6) People who won't listen when little Johnny has been crying for 2 aisles that he has to go to the bathroom, then slap the shit out of the poor kid for crapping his pants, (we called the cops for that one).
7) Bosses who decide that they need to call you 9 times in a 4 hour shift & come in to check up on you, even though you run circles around them & get the printer to work for their stupid fucking asses.

I think I may be done venting for the moment. Sorry, I had a shitty fucking day at work. Hence all the cussing and bitching. And yes, all of this happened in a 4 hour time frame. I love my job.